January 2012
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
December 2011
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "Come back to bed"
Friend3: *Various sex noises*
Friend4: "Put your pants back on"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
Happy New Year!!
just thought I say it now even if it is early, because I’ll be too intoxicated to do it later :D
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Goodnight Moon →
My life
Jerk: Oh what are some of your favorite bands
Me: Um.. foster the peop-
Jerk: ZOMG PUMPED UP KICKS LOL
Me: um... no, but there's also Owl Cit-
Jerk: LOL I LOVE FIREFLIES
Me: That's great, but I also like Chameleon Circui-
Jerk: LOL I LOVE KISS THE GURL ITS SOO RANDOM AND WEIRD AND LOLZ I LUV IT
Police: So she just hit herself with that frying pan?
When I hear...
legsaremykryptonite:
"It's Eight o'clock in the morning.......I nearly...
timelady221b:
“Everything is Ending” by Chameleon Circuit according my sister, the non-Doctor Who fan.
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Epic Rap Battles of History
what would be some good match ups?
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